Oh deer! Prince’s love may have the right stuff
Posted: Tuesday, October 16, 2007 11:29 AM
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London, England
By Chris Hampson, NBC News London Bureau Chief
I don’t know what kind of sweet nothings Prince William whispers into his girlfriend Kate Middleton’s ear.
But, inspired by this weekend’s British tabloids, let me take a guess at romancing royal style: "Darling – I want you to come and stay with Pa – win him and Camilla over - it’s time for them to know we are serious and in love - that you will be my queen one day.
"So what say you come over and shoot Bambi?"
Beats the usual slushy hearts and flowers stuff, right?
The Sunday papers here were positively gushing at photos of the comely Kate in her camouflage jacket stalking deer on the queen’s Scottish estates.
The romance is back on for sure, they screamed. A wedding can’t be far away. Look, here she is trying to impress her future Pa-in-law Prince Charles by shooting Santa’s little helpers (OK – so they weren’t reindeer, but they’re related).
Was that the distant glimmer of an engagement ring? Nope. It was a telescopic sight.
I couldn’t find anything on this in The Rules, but Kate sure seems to know how to win her way into her future in-laws hearts.
Noble hobby…
Back in the U.S.A. hunting with rifles is nothing unusual.
Over here it’s more usually the sport of kings, toffs, city bankers– and poachers.
Movie-goers will remember the deer-hunting scenes in the Oscar-winning movie "The Queen," where her Majesty gets all torn up about a noble beast that has literally lost its antlered head after falling to the hunter’s knife.
Get over it, Ma’am – we all know that killing the blighters has been one of the royals’ favorite hobbies through the ages.
The good news is that this particular bloody past-time is not as socially divisive here as fox hunting – once pithily described by Oscar Wilde as the "uneatable pursued by the unspeakable" – and it doesn’t lead to demonstrations in the streets.
But it wasn’t quite what we common folk were expecting from a modern, fashionable, girl-about-town and perhaps our future "Queen Kate." But it’s a sign – apparently, she’s made of the right stuff to be a royal.
No doubt the lady enjoyed the change. These days – thanks to the paparazzi – Kate’s usually the one being hunted.
The deer may have escaped her rifle sights at the weekend. But the photographer and the newspapers are having a field day.